When people ask me what I do in my free time:
I’m just like:
When I'm driving & someone tries to put on their music instead of mine
When I know my friend is lying to me
I just look at them like,
When I spot my ex in public & I don't look good
When I spot my ex in public & I don't look good
When a bicyclist gets too close to my car
When I try to join a serious conversation
When I call someone and they don’t answer
If it’s my friend:
If it’s my mom:
(via laughingstation)
When I say something witty and everyone laughs
And I’m just like
Seeing somebody attractive
…and then seeing their BF/GF:
When I drink something after I just brushed my teeth
(via whatshouldwecallme)
When I say I want to lose weight, and someone suggests I stop eating so much candy
And they act like it’s really obvious, like:
But I’m like:
When your friend is telling you a secret and someone comes in
(via lmaogtfo)
When I get a present and I hate it:
I’m just like:
